Score: 10

"Incredible"

submission: Super Mario Hyadain

date: June 15, 2008

Quite impressive, I'm not sure words alone could express the enjoyment I got from this. It was especially amusing when both Mario and Koopa were threatning Luigi, and then getting along with each other.

What is sad, is I could see that scenario playing out in my head...

Score: 2

"I think I'm being generous..."

submission: [L*]Death of KittyKrew

date: January 12, 2008

Alright, here is why I only gave you two stars.

1. The background gave me a head ache.

2. The art, besides the initial opening, was lack luster at best. I'm sorry but I've seen middle school students I tutor do just as well with paint, if not better. If I had to guess you didn't try, a dangerous thing to do on NG.

3. The langauge is not geared towards an American audience. Normaly not an issue when I review things, but unfortunatly you put a flash with only Japanese Kanji on a primarily American site. I say primarily as the sites creator is American, and so it can be assumed that a fair portion of the visitors are American, or at least speak English.

Now then, the reason I gave you a two instead of a one is simply because I am assuming, and I hope I am correct in this assumption, that you guys can do better. If you remake this, and message me, I will review it once more for you gladly, assuming you took the time to work on it and polish it up a good deal.

Best of luck.

Score: 7

"A bit different."

submission: Army of Destruction

date: October 24, 2007

Well this game is similar, but at the same time different than most defence games. Most consist of endlessly upgrading your base defences but instead, you are given the items, you merely need to supply them, which is nice. Anyway, I don't see any problem in the difficulty, I actually thought it was easy. Anyway, there are a few things that my need work, such as the quote "once and forever." instead of once and for all. That is really my biggest concern. Also, to all those people who can't seem to beat this for some reason, when you get the rifile, it is your friend, use it and you'll be rewarded. Well I've said my part, and good job, I hope to see more of your work soon.

Score: 9

"Well now..."

submission: Feudalism

date: October 7, 2007

I have to say that I am fairly impressed by the quality of your work, but like everyones else before me, I am slightly annoyed by the anti climatic finish.

Anyway, for people looking for a bit of a challenge in the begining, try beating it with the samurai. In the begining you have some of the worst troops in the game, but like all the other races, once you get past lvl 10 as a leader and get your pat. and art up you will be more or less unstopable.

Score: 10

"Best quote ever."

submission: TANKMEN 2

date: October 5, 2007

"You should have used the Pythagorean theorem, bitch!" I would kill to see that as an explanation as to why something was wrong in a trig based class.

Score: 9

"Not the Best work I've seen, but better than most."

submission: The MegaMysteryMan Oath

date: August 5, 2007

For a first submission, I have to say I'm impressed by the amount of skill you have shown, a lot of early flash creators have poor audio and visual quality, but you seem to have overstepped many in this area. Most impressive. Oh yes, and my compliments on the Gamer Kids series, as well as Black Mage vs. White Mage, you did a wonderful job in both of those. Anyway, I hope you apply your voice acting skills in some of your own works, and look forward to your efforts in the field of voice acting.

Score: 10

"Well I have to say..."

submission: Gamer Kids: Modern War

date: August 5, 2007

This has got to be one of the funnier series I've had the pleasure of seeing. The voice acting is really good for both yourself and Kagome, Yay Kagome, and overall I'd say you both are very talented voice actors. Anyway, both of you continue to keep up the good work, and I hope to see more of your combined works soon.

Score: 8

"May as well..."

submission: Zelda: Lampshade

date: August 5, 2007

About half the quests in most Zelda games are like that, so this may as well be part of one.

Score: 7

"HAHAHA!!"

submission: Castlevania Priest Battle

date: August 4, 2007

Well it took me about 6 tries, but I finally killed Jesus! The secret to victory is simple really, you just jump to the side that had the bombs placed first as soon as they both blow. You then wait for the second volley and repeat the process. That is you jump from the left platform to the right, waiting for the bombs on the left to blow, and as soon as they do you jump back, and vice versa. After he does 2 volleys of bombs you wait on the left platform and whip him good, and if you do it right, you can inflict 3 health levels of damaged every round. This method will take you 3-4 rounds depending on your timing and luck. There is also a second way to avoid the bombs but this is much harder, but effective, making you only jump over the gap once per set. You do the same as the last method, jumping from the left platform to the right, waiting for the bombs that land on the left to blow, and then jump to that side. You then move to the very last block on the left side, and you will be safe to wait it out for Jesus to do a dive at you and allowing you to whip him. I do have to warn you, when using the second method, after whipping Jesus, you need to move a little to your left to give yourself time to jump to the right platform to repeat the whole process over again. Also, if done improperly, you will die from the bomb blast because it will send you into the water, keep that in mind. Oh yes, and lest I forget, you need to make sure you jump as soon as the bomb blows, or else the bomb you will be standing next to will detonate, tossing you to the watery death below.

Score: 5

"Interesting...."

submission: "crucify-me! Jesus"

date: August 4, 2007

I have to say I'm a bit bothered by the death screams but beyound that I have no issues, then again I'm an atheist/agnostic. Anyway, seems the real entertainment is on the reviews since it seems to have galvanized both sides of the religious spectrum. I do have to say though to all of you who don't take the warning before the game begins seriously, it is your own foolish fault. If you don't like where something is going then it makes little sense to follow it. Anyway, I did check the qoutes and they are in fact within the Bible so he isn't just pulling this out of thin air.